He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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