Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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