so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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