We named our party play list daddy issues
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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