Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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