you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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