he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Panties = found
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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