i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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