Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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