I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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