I wannas sexs uuuuu
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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