they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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