I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
It's never too late to be topless.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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