I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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