So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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