the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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