just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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