No period for spring break; use this wisely.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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