We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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