I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
