Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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