I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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