Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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