Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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