How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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