question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
