dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
My ass is underappreciated
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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