He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
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So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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