i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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