Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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