We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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