it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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