i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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