Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She told me I should be a condom model.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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