A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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