I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
we're making bets on your personal life
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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