first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I cannot find my penis.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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