physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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