you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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