i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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