Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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