dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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