'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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