all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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