I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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