People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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