Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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