Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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