threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.