oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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