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My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house

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(512): My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house http://tfl.nu/7hx1

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Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.

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Well thats $24,000 well spent.

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(706): Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me. (1-706): Well thats $24,000 well spent. http://tfl.nu/bc5q

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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.

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(708): So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive. http://tfl.nu/w5b0

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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level

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(256): just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level http://tfl.nu/5gsk

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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.

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(573): She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical. http://tfl.nu/zk2m

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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.

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(443): We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending. http://tfl.nu/khho

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(906): View more from Michigan

Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?

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(906): Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am? http://tfl.nu/ceer

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(615): View more from Tennessee

In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted

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it is a toga and you are a goddess.

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(615): In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted (1-615): it is a toga and you are a goddess. http://tfl.nu/2t04

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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school

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(912): It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school http://tfl.nu/xr6r

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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...

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(250): I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes... http://tfl.nu/uyv6

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Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.

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I told you to check, dude

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Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.

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(904): Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday. (1-904): I told you to check, dude (904): Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out. http://tfl.nu/ef5z

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I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?

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(309): I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing? http://tfl.nu/0fxz

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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.

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Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.

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(416): okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food. (647): Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40. http://tfl.nu/dr99

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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me

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(214): I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me http://tfl.nu/jsiz

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Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?

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(561): Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis? http://tfl.nu/jflh

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