I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
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You were right. It hurts to walk today.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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