It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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