You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I intend to get homeless drunk
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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