well you can't waste a boner
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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