If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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