Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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